Why Eavesdropping Is Wrong

Tonight while eating at a restaurant, April and I overheard the following statement made during a serious conversation:

"Well the nice thing about having a mullet is it helps hide scars on the back of your head and neck."

Wow, just...wow. If you've got a significant amount of scars on the back of your head and neck, you've got issues. If your answer is the mullet, you've got serious issues. If you think so much of your mullet idea that you engage in a dinner conversation to tout the mullet's benefits in this area, you've got uber-serious issues.
And if you listen in to other people's discussions and go home to blog about it so 5 people can read it, well that's completely normal.