Keep Knives Away From My Face

I've seen/given/received my share of bad gifts, but yesterday April found a new contender for the title of "Oh dear goodness, what the heck?!"





Walgreen's photo center allows you to put pictures on mugs, t-shirts and other ridiculous items, like this cutting board.

Who wouldn't want a photo of your loved ones on a surface where you cut veggies and fruit, making repeated slices and dices on top of their faces?

But apparently your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed, so if you're going to try this out, get one with a picture of your arch nemesis, Adolf Hitler or Nicholas Cage. You know, someone that really deserves it.