For any of our single, male readers out there that plan to get married one day, any recently married men, or guys who have been hitched for a while and need a refresher course, allow me to present Husband Rule #46:
"Don't, under any circumstances, compare your wife to Big Foot*"
This morning, during a typical friendly sarcastic back-and-forth between April and I, I wanted to emphasize how sassy I thought her comments were. So, in a tragic attempt to mix humor/playfulness/name calling, I said, "You're awfully sassy this morning. You're like Sasquatch!"
Get it?! Sasquatch....Sass-quatch?! As you can imagine, if it's not funny reading it now, it certainly wasn't this morning.
So Gentlemen, please remember to observe HR #46, no matter how funny or clever your pun may seem. The consequences are dire and, as in most husband-wife interactions, you're better off just offering a preemptive apology.
*"Big Foot" meaning either 1) The mythical, hairy, man-like creature that roams the woods and eludes crazed enthusiasts or 2) The monster truck.
2 comments:
*see Husband Rule #47: Do not blog about calling your wife a sasquatch
agreed--- delete delete delete and never look back :)
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